this.

“Sometimes, before you ‘YOLO’ or ‘Carpe Diem’ shit, you need to stand back and think ‘Will I regret this tomorrow? In five years? Ten?’ Because you really don’t want to look back on the things you’ve done and go ‘Shit, why did I do that … ‘”

@1 day ago with 3 notes
#Life #Yolo #Carpe Diem #Living life to the fullest #Regret #Great advice from great people 
@2 days ago with 44099 notes

mrschriskendall:

everyone has their little friend group thing on here where they send ask’s to each other and tinychat with each other and text each other and do like everything together and have inside jokes and then there is me waiting to get into a group

(via everyonethatdraggedyouhere)

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@3 days ago with 30847 notes

I’m just going to rant about teens drinking.

I have few problems with it.

Honestly, being 18 and having just finished my first year of college, I understand that people do it. I’m not going to be hypocritical about it. Especially seeing as I used to do it quite frequently in high school.

But.

I’ve never taken pictures and uploaded them to facebook.

I was going through my feed and lo and behold there’s an ex-high school classmate of mine tagged in an album titled “Remember the NO TAGGING rule!”

Being the obnoxiously nosey person that I am, I of course went through the album.

I see a shit ton of people tagged in this album that I’ve known since Elementary/Middle school. That’s not  that big of a deal though, the big deal is that many if not ALL of these people I know for a fact are friends with their families on Facebook.

I know I’m not supposed to judge the stupidity of some people or the parenting styles of some, but damn.

Out of pure respect and love for my parents and family, I never allow pictures of me wasted on any sort of site that my parents could see or get access to. It’s disrespectful and it blows me away that these people don’t seem to give a damn.

Then I see my cousin.

Now, my cousin and I aren’t that close, but we are the only ones our age in the family. We grew up together, were in the same grade, I used to always be at his house, his mother (my aunt) dotes on me like the daughter she’s never had, etc. etc.

So to see him in this album blew me away. I’m not going to run off and show my aunt or whatever, but I just know that if he were tagged, even for a few minutes, he’ll be receiving hell for it.

Which in all honesty, makes me snigger just thinking about it.

‘Cause I don’t think it’s proper to have to see nasty sluts being held upside down being forced to do a keg stand.

Like really.

Oh also the whole not-letting-your-parents-see-the-dumb-shit-you-do part of this rant.

@3 days ago

So of course, being the dumb, awkward, no-experience person I am … I have turned to my trusty friend Google to try and build up my confidence.

In the bedroom.

It’s so awkward and embarrassing to think about actually “doing the deed” that I always end up discouraging myself. I’m constantly thinking “I’ll never have sex, I’m too fat, it’d be too awkward with a smaller partner like my boyfriend…” but thankfully I’m able to find articles like this one titled “Fat Sex: What Everyone Wants to Know but is Afraid to Ask” http://persephonemagazine.com/2012/03/fat-sex-what-everyone-wants-to-know-but-is-afraid-to-ask/

Upping my confidence a bit in the nonexistent bedroom. :’D Sob.

@4 days ago
#Fat sex #Advice #Awkward google searching time 
@4 days ago with 70178 notes

If you love TUMBLR, reblog this.

transgalacticwanderer:

haruhifujiokaohshc:

mrs-styless:

This is cursed, if you don’t reblog it, you’ll die in 90 seconds.

The. Notes.

WELL DONE MY MINIONS!!! YOUR LORD AND MASTER IS PLEASED!!!

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@2 days ago with 21 notes
#goofy #embarrassed #goofy movie 

Can I …

Be skinny

Go back to high school

And do it all over again?

@2 days ago
#High school #college #being fat 
iwanted-you:

Omfg relevant

iwanted-you:

Omfg relevant

(Source: chandlerb1ng, via brokenn-pr0mises)

@3 days ago with 99410 notes

I don’t like this.

I shouldn’t have to change myself for somebody else to like me.

That isn’t how love works.

@4 days ago with 1 note
#Love 
lunchtrae:

t w e r k

Twerking?
I think “JUMP ON IT”

lunchtrae:

t w e r k

Twerking?

I think “JUMP ON IT”

(Source: fionn4, via mt-brodyablo)

@4 days ago with 55383 notes
#jump on it 

skintbutsmiling:

laughingstation:

These are not chips.

They are crisps.

These are chips.

That is all.

we don’t care

image

#DON’T TELL ME WHAT MY FOOD IS

THIS IS A VEGETABLE

BECAUSE WE LIVE IN AMERICA


These are chips

and these are chips too

That is all.

who the fuck cares about chips and fries and vegetables when you can have bagged milk

you win this round, canada.

Dying.

Dead.

OMFG

You will laugh out loud!

Life is beautiful :’)

Canadian and proud eh!

(Source: onelifelefttolivetoforgive, via tea-time-with-rachel)

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